TRIGGER WARNING: We don’t live in a world with accurate media representation of trans people. If our invisibility and/or abysmal media representation triggers you, this piece may not be fab to read. Also, mention of misgendering and discriminatory transitions in schools/workplaces.
Wouldn’t it be kind of rad if a TV show portrayed trans lives, coming out and being out and living trans lives, in a suspense/drama style? It would have to happen in an alternate universe, where enough people cared enough about trans lives to want to consume the challenges we face in a popcorn-crunching, candy-gnashing thriller manner, complete with suspenseful music. Let’s be real, our lives are ripe for consuming and processing conflict and strife, overcoming challenges, and all the other stuff of slightly tacky TV.
I mean, it wouldn’t have to be tacky TV, but that’s how I’m imagining it right now… This could be a break scene in between a suspenseful moment of a person who has been birth-named after announcing their real name:
[SCENE: A darkened room. Two figures enter the room in dark trench coats, with large-brimmed black hats over their eyes, and sunglasses. They lean towards each other slightly and use low voices.]
Person 1: How’s the name change procedure going in Workplace A?
Person 2: The usual. She just got birth-named.
Person 1: It’s time to bring on the special forces.
Person 2: No, let’s start with the Initial Surge Plan—education.
Person 1: Well, be quick about it. Lives are on the line. In School J, we’re already taking executive action.
Person 2: I know what’s at stake. Godspeed.
Person 1: Godspeed to you, too.
The whole show would be interspersed with lush, close-up, dramatic scenes of basic trans lives and challenges. I’m sure a lot of it would be related to trans oppression, but I think I would particularly enjoy this show if it also talked about the daily struggle to make coffee in the morning, cook eggs with your sweetie, floss your teeth, tie your shoes, and get off of the computer in a timely enough manner to get to bed.
[SCENE: Back in the darkened room.]
Person 1: Bed at midnight again?
Person 2: I know, and zie has to get up at 5am.
Person 1: What kind of state are trans lives coming to?
I mean, for real, sometimes that stuff is a daily struggle. I was talking with my mom earlier today, who just doesn’t get a lot of this. She was trying to tell me to have a more positive attitude about the discrimination I’m facing, because my attitude is the one thing I can change. I told her that for many trans people, getting through the day is an accomplishment. She did come around a bit then and congratulated me on getting through my day.
Of course, trans representation in the media is often on cheesy TV shows, but it certainly is not usually as humanizing or sympathetic. Or it doesn’t portray us as alive or happy for very long. We need a show on our own terms, a show that displays all of these things, complete with cheesy music and a tinny intro tune. The range of our lives, on a weekly corny TV drama.
Or not. But at least I would be laughing in the back of the theater.
2 thoughts on “Trans Lives as a Corny TV Show”
I’m reasonably sure Jeremy would prefer the 11th Doctor show up to chew out zir teachers rather than a couple of people in trench coats but I’m also reasonably sure he’s copywrited? Licensed? And zie slept last night, after being up for 35 hours!!!
He might be… though we could totally do a parody of him! We definitely need a couple of well-developed superheroes in this show… I just haven’t gotten there yet. I’m so glad Jeremy slept!
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